A BROKE GIRLS GUIDE TO BEAUTY

STRESSED ABOUT MOVING AND SHIT I THOUGHT I NEED A LITTLE ME TREAT. I GOT A PEDICURE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MY LIFE.... ( don't judge) GIRLS IF YOU HAVE NEVER GOTTEN ONE...and being young men it's not soooo uncommon to have never gotten one,,,, GET ONE. THAT WOMAN WORKED MY FEET! AND IT'S FUN TO GET THEM WITH YOUR FRIENDS, YOU CAN BE SITTING NEXT TO YOUR HOME GIRL ,STONED GOSSIPING, PASSING A BAG OF CHOCOLATE COVERED PRETZELS...I'M IN TO THE BEAUTY PARLOR THING NOW.

AND NOW I CAN WEAR CUTE OPEN TOED SHOES...WITH CONFIDENCE, AND SPEAKING OF SHOES,

THIS BROKE GIRL HAS A FAVORITE NEW BOUTIQUE...IT'S A VERY EXCLUSIVE HIGH END PLACE, A CONCEPT STORE REALLY, YOU KINDA HAVE TO BE IN THE "KNOW" TO KNOW ABOUT IT.......... !!

I MAY BE LATE ON THIS ONE BUT-
GIRL, IT'S LIKE THE ONLY STORE THAT SELLS WOMENS SIZE 11 AND 12 SHOES. THAT TRANSLATES TO STYLES THAT ARE NOT AVAILABLE TO MEN THAT YOU CAN FIT. HEELS, FLATS, WEDGES,.... AND I KNOW YOUR THINKING " IS A-N-Y-THING CUTE AT PAYLESS" BUT REMEMBER: WHAT MAY NOT BE CUTE OR CHEESEY LOOKING ON A WOMAN MIGHT BE DOPE AS HELL LOOKING ON A MAN. AND ITS TRUE.
I KNOW THEM QUEENS BE UP IN THERE GETTING THOSE HOOKER HEELS......I GOT A FLY PAIR OF BLACK STRAPPY SANDALS AND WHENEVER ANYONE ASKS I JUST SAY "OH THESE THANGS.. JUST SOME DEMEULEMEESTER'S I PICKED UP" :)

LASTLY ON THIS BROKE GIRLS LIST IS- SABON'S BODY OIL SPRAY, 18 BUCKS or 9 if you have a hookup..... I'M NOT A COLOGNE BOY AND BODY SPRAYS USUALLY SMELL LIKE TOO MANY CHEMICALS AND NOT TO KNOCK THE MAN ON THE CORNER SELLING OILS BUT NOT EVERYBODY WANTS TO SMELL LIKE " BLACK RAIN" OR "EYGPTIAN NIGHT" .
COCO CHANEL WAS QUOTED AS SAYING ABOUT HER SCENT NO. 5, " THIS PERFUME IS NOT JUST BEAUTIFUL AND FRAGRANT. IT CONTAINS MY BLOOD AND SWEAT AND A MILLION BROKEN DREAMS"
ERGO: IT'S IMPORTANT FOR A BOY TO HAVE HIS OWN SCENT DOLL, NATURALLY THIS SASSY PA CAN'T BE SMELLING LIKE AXE !

THE FRAGRANCES ARE SOO DELICIOUS, IT'S NOT GREASY, EASILY ABSORBED, AND IT GOES SO WELL WITH YOUR OWN BODY SMELL, AMBER IS MY PERSONAL FAVE.

SEE YOU CAN BE A DIME ON A DIME !

get it !