Your burning incense in your house and your man is gonna be over in like 15 minutes and you already showered but your hair is so thick that it's still wet so you got the towl wrapped on your head and your neighbor keeps blasting lil john from downstairs cuz he's about to go out but you just hope that shit is off before your man gets there and you keep calling your mother ( cuz she stays up late watching oxygen) to see how long you were suppose to leave the cornish hens in the oven and how much sugar you need to add to those yams that almost look done and your best friends are texting you off but your like girl i can't answer your text right now my man is gonna be here in like 10 minutes now and then you just remembered that your pillowcases were dirty so you have to open up that sheet set your auntie gave you when you first moved in to your apartment cuz you don't have time to wash nothing and then you realize the incense is too strong now so you have to open the window and you don't know if you should leave on your wife beater and short sweat shorts or whether to put on real clothes but you stay in your house clothes because there actually clean for once and you put that vanilla coconut lotion/oil on your thighs and neck cause eventually he's going to be smelling both.....
jesus christ where is my boyfriend??
mikey
